1 00:00:00,830 --> 00:00:03,107 Okay, I got a meeting in half an hour, so I better run. 2 00:00:03,117 --> 00:00:04,418 Okay, well, have a great day. 3 00:00:04,428 --> 00:00:06,022 - Thanks again for breakfast. - My pleasure. 4 00:00:06,052 --> 00:00:07,395 You make a hell of a frittata. 5 00:00:07,405 --> 00:00:09,493 Well, it's ma specialty. What time will you be home? 6 00:00:09,503 --> 00:00:10,675 Around 6:00-ish. 7 00:00:10,685 --> 00:00:12,401 All right, I might make a frittata for dinner. 8 00:00:12,431 --> 00:00:13,533 Ooh, sounds good. 9 00:00:13,543 --> 00:00:15,627 - Have a great day, honey. - Bye, hon. 10 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:18,400 - So what'd you think? - Frittata? 11 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:20,412 - Felt pretty good, huh? - No, it did. 12 00:00:20,416 --> 00:00:22,236 It's homey. Home-ish. Home-like. 13 00:00:22,245 --> 00:00:23,478 Margaret, what did you think? 14 00:00:23,489 --> 00:00:25,357 You seemed like real people in a real house. 15 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,095 Wow. What about the lighting? 16 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:30,587 Well, you can see there's lots of windows, lots of natural sunlight. 17 00:00:30,604 --> 00:00:32,253 - But how do we look? - Excuse me? 18 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:33,710 In the lighting, how do we look? 19 00:00:33,725 --> 00:00:36,497 Oh, right. At least 10 years younger. 20 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:38,073 - Than... - Hmm? 21 00:00:38,090 --> 00:00:41,076 Well, if you think we're 60 and the lighting makes us look 50, 22 00:00:41,094 --> 00:00:43,853 then this room is aging us, and that's not good. 23 00:00:43,866 --> 00:00:45,838 - You look 20. - Very good! 24 00:00:45,855 --> 00:00:48,354 This house was originally built in 1790 25 00:00:48,369 --> 00:00:50,778 but obviously has been completely remodeled. 26 00:00:50,794 --> 00:00:53,126 All new appliances. three fireplaces. 27 00:00:53,138 --> 00:00:55,619 Proximity to an excellent school district. 28 00:00:55,635 --> 00:00:58,553 The large backyard. Great tree-house-building trees. 29 00:00:58,567 --> 00:00:59,480 Ooh, fun. 30 00:00:59,498 --> 00:01:01,177 So I'm gonna make a quick call. 31 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:03,874 Take your time. Look around. Make yourselves at home. 32 00:01:03,890 --> 00:01:06,229 Well, I don't have to tell you two that. 33 00:01:06,244 --> 00:01:08,722 I'll be right outside, so just holler if you have any questions. 34 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:10,232 Thank you. We will. 35 00:01:10,306 --> 00:01:12,108 - So... - So? 36 00:01:12,123 --> 00:01:14,351 - I told you it was a really cool house. - It is. 37 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,270 - And that yard? - Oh, love the yard. 38 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:18,982 And I know it's not Stars Hollow, but it's a really cool town. 39 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:21,158 And bigger. Lots of places to eat and shop. 40 00:01:21,174 --> 00:01:23,705 Three bookstores? I mean, this is a well-read community. 41 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,201 We might be the dumbest people in town. 42 00:01:29,617 --> 00:01:30,662 That mailbox! 43 00:01:30,675 --> 00:01:32,847 What is that, a hollowed-out birch tree or something? 44 00:01:32,862 --> 00:01:35,061 The second-floor bedroom -- that's perfect for G.G. 45 00:01:35,077 --> 00:01:37,097 And the third-floor room, the one with the really cool windows -- 46 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:38,187 that could be Rory's room. 47 00:01:38,202 --> 00:01:40,403 Honey, I can't imagine a better house. 48 00:01:43,421 --> 00:01:45,063 Big front yard. 49 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:47,190 Could be our front yard. 50 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:49,506 - Yeah. - Yeah. 51 00:01:51,837 --> 00:01:53,196 What's with the face? 52 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,872 Face? What face? It's my face. You don't like my face? 53 00:01:56,007 --> 00:01:57,920 - Lor. - Hmm? 54 00:01:58,294 --> 00:02:00,415 You want to stay in Stars Hollow. 55 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,488 Yeah. 56 00:02:02,813 --> 00:02:05,851 You want to stay in your house. You don't want to move at all. 57 00:02:05,996 --> 00:02:07,209 Yeah. 58 00:02:08,524 --> 00:02:09,926 Okay. 59 00:02:09,988 --> 00:02:11,672 - Yeah? - Yeah. 60 00:02:12,435 --> 00:02:14,754 - It's a hell of a mailbox, though. - Sure is. 61 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:13,861 - You're here. - I'm here! 62 00:03:13,877 --> 00:03:15,898 You're 37 minutes late, but you're here. 63 00:03:15,913 --> 00:03:17,096 Uh, traffic. 64 00:03:17,111 --> 00:03:19,109 It's sunday morning, Lorelai. The roads are empty. 65 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,765 Will you let me finish, mom? Traffic cones everywhere. 66 00:03:21,782 --> 00:03:24,152 I mean, you wouldn't believe it. It's like a crazy obstacle course out there. 67 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:25,497 It's a miracle I survived. 68 00:03:25,514 --> 00:03:26,934 Maybe we should do this another day 69 00:03:26,952 --> 00:03:28,953 when I'm less stressed from the traffic-cone dodging. 70 00:03:28,986 --> 00:03:30,966 I have the most exciting news. 71 00:03:30,981 --> 00:03:32,275 You're canceling my wedding party? 72 00:03:32,311 --> 00:03:34,899 I got Randall Farber as your party planner. 73 00:03:34,913 --> 00:03:36,247 He's canceling my wedding party? 74 00:03:36,263 --> 00:03:38,811 He spent the last 15 years as designer-in-residence 75 00:03:38,828 --> 00:03:40,188 at the Connecticut Opera House. 76 00:03:40,205 --> 00:03:40,859 Boss. 77 00:03:40,874 --> 00:03:42,864 This is a real coup, Lorelai. 78 00:03:42,879 --> 00:03:45,012 Your father and I have been fans of his work for years, 79 00:03:45,044 --> 00:03:47,196 and he's only just begun designing parties. 80 00:03:47,211 --> 00:03:50,478 Two months ago, we went to Abigail Hirschfeld's granddaughter's bat mitzvah, 81 00:03:50,495 --> 00:03:53,044 and it was the most spectacular event. 82 00:03:53,059 --> 00:03:56,768 The whole decor was inspired by Britten's "A Midsummer Night's Dream." 83 00:03:56,784 --> 00:04:00,530 I swear I felt like I was in an enchanted forest the entire night, 84 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,646 except for the children running around with braces. 85 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,111 Randall, this is my daughter, Lorelai. 86 00:04:05,126 --> 00:04:07,398 Lorelai, Randall Farber. 87 00:04:07,411 --> 00:04:09,423 - Hello. - Ah, the star of our show. 88 00:04:09,437 --> 00:04:10,560 Oh, well... 89 00:04:10,577 --> 00:04:13,305 I apologize for her tardiness. It's rather habitual. 90 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:14,960 Oh, stop. You're talking to an opera man. 91 00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:16,630 I've worked with Renée Fleming. 92 00:04:16,645 --> 00:04:18,686 The personality of a pit bull, that one, 93 00:04:18,701 --> 00:04:21,131 but all is forgiven when she sings, am I right? 94 00:04:21,143 --> 00:04:23,896 Well, heads-up, I'm not much of an outside-the-shower singer. 95 00:04:23,908 --> 00:04:26,847 I hope you realize how lucky you are to have Randall, Lorelai. 96 00:04:26,862 --> 00:04:29,046 - He's a genius. - Oh, stop. 97 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:29,993 Shall we? 98 00:04:30,009 --> 00:04:31,160 Please. 99 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:34,145 The first order of business is deciding on a theme 100 00:04:34,159 --> 00:04:36,558 around which I can design the evening. 101 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:38,445 How about "Man's inhumanity to man"? 102 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:40,730 It always worked well for my term papers in high school. 103 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,088 Why don't you show us what you're thinking? 104 00:04:42,122 --> 00:04:44,715 I've done a few mock-up tables. Just tell me which one 105 00:04:44,727 --> 00:04:47,477 - jumps out at you. - Um, they all jump out at me. 106 00:04:47,493 --> 00:04:49,184 - Kind of aggressively. - Lorelai. 107 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,479 Well, I just don't want it to be a big production, mom. 108 00:04:51,497 --> 00:04:52,409 It's just a party. 109 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,794 My dear, every party's a production. 110 00:04:54,808 --> 00:04:56,779 If it's a lousy production, it's a lousy party 111 00:04:56,794 --> 00:04:58,585 and everyone leaves by 8:30. 112 00:04:58,601 --> 00:05:00,365 What about that as a theme? 113 00:05:00,379 --> 00:05:02,290 "Everyone leaves by 8:30." 114 00:05:02,306 --> 00:05:03,928 Tell me about this one. 115 00:05:04,559 --> 00:05:07,688 You've got your stoking plant, your festive ornament collage, 116 00:05:07,704 --> 00:05:10,173 your snowman trio, your peekaboo Santa. 117 00:05:10,189 --> 00:05:12,889 Well, it's lovely, Kirk, but I already bought my wrapping paper 118 00:05:12,905 --> 00:05:14,986 from the kids from the Stars Hollow middle school. 119 00:05:14,999 --> 00:05:16,943 - Well, then, you got ripped off. - What? 120 00:05:16,958 --> 00:05:18,268 Those kids are gouging you. 121 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:20,982 I'm selling the same wrapping paper for 20% less. 122 00:05:20,998 --> 00:05:22,441 Aren't the kids selling the wrapping paper 123 00:05:22,477 --> 00:05:24,556 to help raise money for a new gymnasium? 124 00:05:24,572 --> 00:05:26,033 - Yeah. - Well, why are you? 125 00:05:26,048 --> 00:05:27,822 To raise money for myself. 126 00:05:27,847 --> 00:05:30,614 I'm not a school, Luke. No one's raising money for me. 127 00:05:30,629 --> 00:05:33,300 I saw the opportunity to enter the market at a lower price point 128 00:05:33,316 --> 00:05:35,547 - and I took it. - Ho, ho, ho. 129 00:05:35,562 --> 00:05:38,621 What, schoolchildren are the only ones allowed to sell wrapping paper? 130 00:05:38,634 --> 00:05:39,778 It's a free country. 131 00:05:39,791 --> 00:05:42,421 Hey, Jacob! Beat it. This is my territory. 132 00:05:42,437 --> 00:05:43,370 Fathead. 133 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:45,305 Yeah, keep walking. 134 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:49,926 - Look who's here. - Oh, my god! 135 00:05:49,942 --> 00:05:51,484 She's precious. 136 00:05:51,498 --> 00:05:55,287 Oh, those eyes, that skin -- she's gorgeous. 137 00:05:55,301 --> 00:05:57,145 That's what everyone says. 138 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,938 - Hey, Liz. - Hi, Luke. 139 00:05:58,953 --> 00:06:00,229 Oh, she's bigger. 140 00:06:00,244 --> 00:06:02,751 - 11 pounds, 4 ounces. - She looks great. 141 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:04,527 I know. She's really strong, too. 142 00:06:04,537 --> 00:06:06,689 She can practically hold her head up. 143 00:06:06,693 --> 00:06:08,552 Most kids don't do that until they're two months. 144 00:06:08,581 --> 00:06:09,386 - Really? - Yeah. 145 00:06:09,397 --> 00:06:11,444 - Come on over and sit down. - Oh, sure. 146 00:06:13,388 --> 00:06:16,696 She's really strong, too. She takes after T.J. 147 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,463 He's really strong, you know. 148 00:06:18,475 --> 00:06:20,526 We've been watching "Survivor" sometimes, you know, 149 00:06:20,543 --> 00:06:22,844 and he does the challenges, you know, 150 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:26,486 like standing on one leg or dragging the sandbags around, 151 00:06:26,503 --> 00:06:28,811 and he lasts longer than the guys on the show. 152 00:06:28,828 --> 00:06:29,440 Wow. 153 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,575 You know, baby's first Christmas is approaching. 154 00:06:31,593 --> 00:06:35,499 Have you given thought to what baby's first Christmas gift will be wrapped in? 155 00:06:35,515 --> 00:06:36,336 No. 156 00:06:36,353 --> 00:06:39,899 I have baby Santa, cuddly reindeers, Frosty's world -- 157 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:40,910 Kirk. 158 00:06:41,013 --> 00:06:42,325 Yeah, okay. 159 00:06:42,629 --> 00:06:45,638 So is April excited about being a cousin? 160 00:06:45,652 --> 00:06:47,184 Yeah. I showed her the pictures you sent 161 00:06:47,222 --> 00:06:49,939 and she's gonna frame the one of her in the orange jumper. 162 00:06:49,956 --> 00:06:52,178 Oh, that is such a good one! 163 00:06:52,223 --> 00:06:54,583 She looks like a little creamsicle. 164 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:57,724 - She's very photogenic, huh? - Yeah. 165 00:06:57,801 --> 00:06:59,453 And how are things with Anna? 166 00:06:59,468 --> 00:07:01,749 We're trading calls. It'll work out. 167 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:04,551 I mean, I've calmed down a little since the fight. 168 00:07:04,569 --> 00:07:06,788 It'll all work itself out. 169 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:07,817 I'm sure. 170 00:07:07,829 --> 00:07:10,372 Actually, I made a list. 171 00:07:10,594 --> 00:07:12,687 I think it's pretty reasonable. 172 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:16,889 I was thinking I could have April either Thanksgiving or Christmas -- 173 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,106 Anna can choose. 174 00:07:18,121 --> 00:07:19,452 One month of the summer. 175 00:07:19,468 --> 00:07:22,478 And I think I would like April to come to Stars Hollow 176 00:07:22,492 --> 00:07:24,402 one weekend every other month. 177 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:26,909 In between, I can travel to New Mexico. 178 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:28,276 That sounds fair, right? 179 00:07:28,291 --> 00:07:29,585 Very reasonable. 180 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,950 But I definitely think you need to get a lawyer. 181 00:07:31,965 --> 00:07:33,105 No lawyers. 182 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,372 Anna and I are gonna work this out on our own. 183 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:38,106 That's what you think now, big brother, but trust me -- 184 00:07:38,122 --> 00:07:40,271 custody issues are tough. 185 00:07:40,286 --> 00:07:42,129 Well, I don't like lawyers. 186 00:07:42,145 --> 00:07:43,657 Well, nobody does. 187 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:46,899 Wait. She's staring at you. She is! 188 00:07:46,915 --> 00:07:50,990 She's staring at you, and she's falling asleep. 189 00:07:51,006 --> 00:07:53,696 Great. I'm gonna leave her with you, 190 00:07:53,713 --> 00:07:55,704 and I'll be back in an hour. 191 00:07:55,719 --> 00:07:58,257 - What? - Oh, I'm going crazy. 192 00:07:58,272 --> 00:08:00,664 - I just need a minute to myself. - Liz... 193 00:08:00,679 --> 00:08:02,710 She's been attached to my boob for two weeks, 194 00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:05,713 and T.J.'s decided to finally get a "work ethic." 195 00:08:05,727 --> 00:08:07,488 You can't just leave her here. I can't watch her. 196 00:08:07,526 --> 00:08:09,306 I fed her. She'll be fine. 197 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,685 She'll sleep the whole time. 198 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,628 - Wait, Liz -- - I'll be back in an hour, 199 00:08:12,643 --> 00:08:13,997 maybe an hour and a half. 200 00:08:19,351 --> 00:08:23,048 So why don't we take our inspiration from 201 00:08:23,322 --> 00:08:25,945 the world of "La Bohème," 202 00:08:25,957 --> 00:08:27,889 fin de siècle Paris? 203 00:08:27,905 --> 00:08:31,691 A little birdie told me you had quite the romantic parisian adventure. 204 00:08:31,707 --> 00:08:32,889 Tweet, tweet. 205 00:08:32,955 --> 00:08:35,936 I must confess -- this is my personal favorite. 206 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,719 I must admit I have a soft spot, 207 00:08:37,737 --> 00:08:40,777 for it was while I was doing "La Bohème" at the Staatsoper in Vienna 208 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:43,780 that I met the incomparable Franco Zeffirelli, 209 00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:46,125 whose meticulous attention to detail 210 00:08:46,138 --> 00:08:48,768 has been a yardstick for which I measure all my work. 211 00:08:48,783 --> 00:08:51,474 Your details are simply astounding, Randall. 212 00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:54,358 What about instead of "La Bohème," we took our inspiration from "Rent" -- 213 00:08:54,393 --> 00:08:56,423 East Village, 1985, 214 00:08:56,438 --> 00:08:59,090 rickety tables, chipped glassware... 215 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,065 - Lorelai. - Excuse me. 216 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:02,164 Hello? 217 00:09:02,179 --> 00:09:03,610 How goes the party planning? 218 00:09:03,624 --> 00:09:05,807 What? What happened? 219 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:08,200 - That good, huh? - Is he okay? 220 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,950 I'm not participating in this. 221 00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:12,605 Oh, my god. What can I do? What do you need? 222 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:15,238 You're not using this phone call to get out of party-planning hell. 223 00:09:15,274 --> 00:09:17,115 Oh, I'll be right there. 224 00:09:17,130 --> 00:09:17,974 Mom! 225 00:09:17,987 --> 00:09:19,939 I can hear Rory on the other end, Lorelai. 226 00:09:19,955 --> 00:09:21,456 You're not as clever as you think you are. 227 00:09:21,489 --> 00:09:22,284 You rat. 228 00:09:22,301 --> 00:09:24,571 - Hi, grandma. - Hello, Rory. 229 00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:26,814 That's my granddaughter, Rory. Delightful girl. 230 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:29,830 - She's a senior at Yale. - Fantastic theater program -- 231 00:09:29,846 --> 00:09:31,346 Meryl, Jodie. 232 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,992 - Uh, I thought we had a deal. - We had no deal. 233 00:09:34,005 --> 00:09:36,854 No, a deal for life. You've got my back. I've got yours. 234 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:39,232 I plan on having a good time at your wedding party. 235 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,598 More importantly, I plan on making sure 236 00:09:40,635 --> 00:09:42,366 that you have a good time at your wedding party. 237 00:09:42,401 --> 00:09:44,762 Therefore, I think it's important that you be involved in the planning 238 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:47,195 of your wedding party, so in the big picture, 239 00:09:47,209 --> 00:09:49,104 I do very much have your back. 240 00:09:49,116 --> 00:09:50,259 Yeah, whatever. 241 00:09:50,775 --> 00:09:52,386 Okay. Bad news. 242 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,022 I'm afraid I have to bail on you and dad for dinner tonight. 243 00:09:55,034 --> 00:09:56,638 Mm-hmm. Logan? 244 00:09:56,651 --> 00:09:58,855 Yeah, he's coming to stay with me for a couple days. 245 00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:01,679 He's been so busy with the start-up, I've hardly gotten to see him lately. 246 00:10:01,694 --> 00:10:04,025 Okay. Can't see you through the phone, but I'm pouting. 247 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,049 - I'll make it up to you. - Is he coming to the party? 248 00:10:06,085 --> 00:10:09,142 I'm trying to pat the guest list. If he's coming, I'm in the double digits. 249 00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:11,071 - He'll be there. - Awesome. 250 00:10:11,086 --> 00:10:12,906 So okay, I'll call you later, okay? 251 00:10:12,921 --> 00:10:16,180 The stairs are rickety, and you think you might fall down them? 252 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:17,046 Mom. 253 00:10:17,062 --> 00:10:19,651 The pool is empty, and you've hit your head? 254 00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:21,488 - Goodbye. - Okay, bye. 255 00:10:21,504 --> 00:10:23,934 Lorelai, come look at these invitations. 256 00:10:25,628 --> 00:10:27,428 Can we just send an evite? 257 00:10:27,672 --> 00:10:29,482 No? Okay. 258 00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:36,671 Two hours we spent picking out invitations. 259 00:10:36,685 --> 00:10:38,046 - Two hours. - Wow. 260 00:10:38,063 --> 00:10:41,669 Not counting the one hour we spent picking out the calligraphy -- for a party. 261 00:10:41,686 --> 00:10:43,198 This is gonna be some shindig. 262 00:10:43,212 --> 00:10:46,399 "Would you like the brown card with the cream-colored detail 263 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:49,623 and the parchment insert, or would you like the cream-colored card 264 00:10:49,639 --> 00:10:52,260 with the silk lining and the clear paper insert?" 265 00:10:52,274 --> 00:10:53,896 How about I'd like some cyanide 266 00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:56,212 and a 30-story building to jump off of? 267 00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:58,606 No, we said one sugar cereal. 268 00:10:58,622 --> 00:10:59,703 You're gonna deny me the captain? 269 00:10:59,741 --> 00:11:01,373 We've got a whole box of Froot Loops at home. 270 00:11:01,407 --> 00:11:04,247 With my fragile state,you're gonna deny me peanut butter Cap'n Crunch? 271 00:11:04,262 --> 00:11:07,272 - It rips your gums... - In a delightful, sugary way. 272 00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:10,096 Look, it's got 5% real peanut-butter-flavored chemicals. 273 00:11:10,111 --> 00:11:12,339 - No. - Oh, fine. Corn flakes. 274 00:11:12,357 --> 00:11:13,587 Which one do we get again? 275 00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,764 Avoid the words "made with real vegetables." 276 00:11:15,779 --> 00:11:18,410 I cannot take another day of Emily and Randall, 277 00:11:18,422 --> 00:11:20,224 and I have nine more days of it. 278 00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:21,863 That's nine more days than I can take. 279 00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:23,039 Oh, you're doing great. 280 00:11:23,054 --> 00:11:25,276 I'm not doing great. I'm going nuts. 281 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:29,388 Tomorrow we have the food-and-wine tasting at the Mildred Manor ballroom. 282 00:11:29,404 --> 00:11:31,295 Well at least you get to drink your way through it. 283 00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:34,028 No. Fancy people make you spit out the wine. 284 00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:36,153 That's what fancy people do. But not me. 285 00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:37,402 I'm gonna drink them under the ballroom. 286 00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:39,897 - What time's the tasting? - 3:30 till the end of never. 287 00:11:39,913 --> 00:11:42,899 I've got a meeting in Hartford at 2:00, but I can meet you there afterward. 288 00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:44,616 - Really? - Yes. 289 00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:46,215 Honey, that would be so great. 290 00:11:46,229 --> 00:11:49,167 I will never eat peanut butter Cap'n Crunch again. Yes, I will. That's a lie. 291 00:11:49,202 --> 00:11:51,285 But together, we can defeat them. 292 00:11:51,298 --> 00:11:54,237 This is serious. I don't want to get the wrong-colored parchment insert. 293 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,394 The guys at the gym would never let me live it down. 294 00:11:56,408 --> 00:11:58,262 - We got everything? - Yeah, we're good. 295 00:11:58,684 --> 00:11:59,967 - Oh, no. - What? 296 00:11:59,981 --> 00:12:01,257 - Bonnie. - Who? 297 00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:03,241 Taylor's niece, Bonnie, working the register. 298 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:05,257 She couldn't be slower or care less about her job. 299 00:12:05,273 --> 00:12:07,482 I thought life in a small town was supposed to be leisurely. 300 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,699 There's leisurely, and then there's Bonnie. 301 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,552 We're never gonna get out of here. 302 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:13,769 Go wait outside. 303 00:12:13,784 --> 00:12:15,169 - Really? - Go. 304 00:12:17,699 --> 00:12:20,018 Honey, buy me Tic Tacs. Hi, Bonnie. 305 00:12:20,034 --> 00:12:21,396 What's up, Lorelai? 306 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,131 That's cabbage, hon. 307 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,909 I'm gonna need a void here. 308 00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:35,168 - Hi. - Hey. 309 00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:37,675 - Who's -- who's this? - That's Liz's baby. 310 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,948 Oh, wow. Congratulations. You're an uncle again, huh? 311 00:12:40,963 --> 00:12:41,865 Yeah, thanks. 312 00:12:41,882 --> 00:12:44,530 Oh. Well, she's cute. 313 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,469 She looks just like T.J. 314 00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,315 Hopefully she will grow out of that. 315 00:12:48,328 --> 00:12:50,640 Oh, she's adorable. She's sweet. 316 00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,935 - So what's her name? - Doula. 317 00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:54,512 - What? - Doula. 318 00:12:54,528 --> 00:12:56,089 - Oh, is that... - A weird name. 319 00:12:56,105 --> 00:12:59,751 Weird name. A little bit. But, no, it's special. 320 00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:02,466 It's one-of-a-kind, distinctive. Can I? 321 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:03,803 Oh, sure, of course. 322 00:13:03,819 --> 00:13:06,238 Hi. Hi, bubby. 323 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,275 Hi. Oh, precious. 324 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,138 - How old is she? Two weeks? - 11 days. 325 00:13:11,154 --> 00:13:13,246 Oh, wow. And how's Liz? 326 00:13:13,261 --> 00:13:14,672 Oh, they're great. They're both doing great. 327 00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:18,026 They're gonna make very strange parents but, you know, good ones, I know. 328 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:20,412 Nothing wrong with a strange but loving household. 329 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,840 Yeah, I guess. 330 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,923 Look at her long fingers. 331 00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:25,341 Yeah, I noticed that, too. 332 00:13:25,357 --> 00:13:27,496 What are you gonna be -- a pianist when you grow up? 333 00:13:27,512 --> 00:13:29,713 Is that what you're gonna be, pretty girl? 334 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:32,539 Or a pickpocket. Well, yes, you might. 335 00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:34,713 You might be a pickpocketing pianist. 336 00:13:34,727 --> 00:13:36,499 Oh, look what she did. 337 00:13:37,802 --> 00:13:40,444 - Pretty. - She's trying to take my finger. 338 00:13:42,193 --> 00:13:43,635 Hey. 339 00:13:44,141 --> 00:13:46,970 Hey. Look. It's Liz's new baby. 340 00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:48,339 - Cute. - Yeah. 341 00:13:48,354 --> 00:13:51,383 Well, thanks, um, for letting me hold her. 342 00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:54,275 And tell Liz congratulations for me, okay? 343 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,063 - Will do. - All right. 344 00:13:55,098 --> 00:13:56,091 - See you. - See you. 345 00:13:56,108 --> 00:13:57,258 - Want me to -- - I got it. 346 00:13:57,276 --> 00:13:58,336 Okay. 347 00:14:03,591 --> 00:14:04,514 We don't have to eat here. 348 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:06,214 Oh, yes, we do. You're on my turf now. 349 00:14:06,229 --> 00:14:07,570 - Your turf. - My turf. 350 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:08,728 You know, I did go to school here. 351 00:14:08,761 --> 00:14:09,964 Yeah, you graduated from Yale. 352 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:11,663 You can eat from their cafeteria at least once. 353 00:14:11,696 --> 00:14:13,098 I stopped by for the occasional bowl of cereal. 354 00:14:13,132 --> 00:14:14,794 Yeah, cereal does not count, okay? 355 00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:16,982 You need to get something hot, mushy, and meaty. 356 00:14:16,997 --> 00:14:18,419 You're not making it sound too appetizing. 357 00:14:18,453 --> 00:14:21,651 Oh, it's not. I have an extra family pass from parents' weekend. 358 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,709 Oh, so when your parents came to visit, they got to eat real food? 359 00:14:23,744 --> 00:14:25,774 I'm gonna tell them that you're my brother 360 00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,941 and that you're gonna get your meal comped. 361 00:14:27,957 --> 00:14:29,837 I don't mind paying for my mushy meat. 362 00:14:29,853 --> 00:14:33,178 No, that's not the issue. I mean, I know how to work the system. 363 00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:34,139 Oh, you do. 364 00:14:34,153 --> 00:14:35,684 Yeah, you know me -- I can be crafty. 365 00:14:35,699 --> 00:14:37,812 Yeah, you can be crafty, you can make a necklace out of macaroni, 366 00:14:37,846 --> 00:14:39,069 but this is high-stakes deception. 367 00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:42,033 What's my middle name? Rory "high-stakes deception" Gilmore. 368 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,621 - Card. - There you go. 369 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,194 And this is my family pass for my brother here. 370 00:14:46,211 --> 00:14:47,443 Logan! 371 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,079 What's up, brother? What the hell are you doing here? 372 00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:50,935 I thought you moved to London to run the world or something. 373 00:14:50,971 --> 00:14:51,915 Just back for a visit. 374 00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:53,073 My brother went here, too. 375 00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:54,277 Is this your girlfriend, Rory? 376 00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:55,555 I don't know. Is it? 377 00:14:55,573 --> 00:14:57,155 I'm a terrible liar. 378 00:14:57,348 --> 00:14:58,860 Apparently so. 379 00:14:58,976 --> 00:15:01,226 - Hi. I'm Rory. - Brandon. Nice to meet you. 380 00:15:01,239 --> 00:15:01,995 You too. 381 00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:03,969 So, Dennis, how much is a lunch pass? 382 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,359 $9.75. 383 00:15:05,373 --> 00:15:06,485 So you're still with Nicole? 384 00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:08,430 Yeah, till I die or she kills me. 385 00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:10,058 - Well, give her my best. - Will do, buddy. 386 00:15:10,094 --> 00:15:11,215 - Good to see you, Logan. - You, too. 387 00:15:11,249 --> 00:15:13,523 - Nice to meet you, Rory. - You too. Bye. 388 00:15:13,676 --> 00:15:15,388 - Smooth. - Shut up. 389 00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:17,652 - Man, you worked the system. - You totally left me hanging there. 390 00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:19,538 What could I do? You were working the system. 391 00:15:19,554 --> 00:15:22,095 In fact, you were working the system so well, I think the system needs a day off. 392 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,207 I'll have the chicken, and he'll have the meat loaf with extra gravy. 393 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,036 - Nice. - Mm-hmm. 394 00:15:27,061 --> 00:15:29,550 Oh, hey, there's Lucy. Lucy! 395 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:30,816 Hi! 396 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,572 You must be Rory's imaginary boyfriend, Logan. 397 00:15:33,589 --> 00:15:34,809 - Hi, Lucy. - Hi. 398 00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:38,694 I would give you a proper hug, but my pockets are full of Apple Jacks. 399 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,567 I have art history in a few minutes, 400 00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:43,592 and my professor sounds like Garrison Keillor on quaaludes, 401 00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:46,216 so I need a constant intake of sugar just to stay awake. 402 00:15:46,232 --> 00:15:49,582 I was just treating Logan to his first branford dining hall meat loaf. 403 00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:52,367 Oh, you're in for a treat and a stomachache. 404 00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:53,392 I can tell. 405 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,397 So, congratulations on buying the internet or something. 406 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:58,404 Thank you, although Al Gore and I are still negotiating. 407 00:15:58,439 --> 00:15:59,803 So it's not a done deal yet. 408 00:15:59,815 --> 00:16:02,428 It's too bad that you have class. You could have eaten with us. 409 00:16:02,442 --> 00:16:04,950 Sad. Hey, why don't we have dinner? 410 00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:07,535 I have a lecture tonight, but what about tomorrow night? 411 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:08,633 - Sure. - Sounds good. 412 00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:10,432 Fun! We'll have to go to Panchali's. 413 00:16:10,446 --> 00:16:12,356 It's this new indian restaurant right off campus. 414 00:16:12,394 --> 00:16:15,363 It's awesome, and I swear, no matter how much food you order, 415 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,157 you cannot spend more than 7 bucks. 416 00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:19,144 Sounds like stomachache number two. 417 00:16:19,787 --> 00:16:22,368 - Hey, babe. Come on. - Boyfriend! 418 00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:29,743 Boyfriend, this is Rory's imaginary boyfriend, Logan. 419 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,170 I know Marty. How you doing, man? 420 00:16:31,186 --> 00:16:31,831 Hey. 421 00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:33,427 How do you two know each other? 422 00:16:33,441 --> 00:16:35,823 We met when I was bartending one of Logan's parties. 423 00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:37,108 What a coinkydink. 424 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,316 - Yeah. - More than one. 425 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,073 He did a couple blowouts for me, and if I'm not mistaken, 426 00:16:40,109 --> 00:16:41,700 at the last one, cops were called. 427 00:16:41,715 --> 00:16:42,889 That sounds familiar. 428 00:16:42,904 --> 00:16:46,021 You know, you probably met Marty, too, and you just didn't even know it. 429 00:16:46,035 --> 00:16:49,004 We should go. I need to stop by the library before class. 430 00:16:49,021 --> 00:16:50,373 Right. Okay, bye, guys. 431 00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:52,488 We will see you tomorrow for basmati and vindaloo. 432 00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:54,624 - Okay. Bye. - Later. 433 00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:57,631 Okay. Come on. 434 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,101 - Is this okay? - Fine. 435 00:17:01,118 --> 00:17:03,997 So, what's with that? What's with the whole "you must have met Marty"? 436 00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:05,674 Oh, I meant to tell you. 437 00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:07,040 Tell me what? 438 00:17:07,054 --> 00:17:09,835 It's kind of embarrassing. It's so juvenile and lame. 439 00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:11,581 It's like high school -- not even high school. 440 00:17:11,618 --> 00:17:13,528 - It's junior high. - I'm listening. 441 00:17:13,544 --> 00:17:15,596 Well, I've been hanging out with Lucy and Olivia 442 00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:17,840 and I keep hearing about Lucy's boyfriend, 443 00:17:17,855 --> 00:17:20,574 and they never actually said his name. 444 00:17:20,589 --> 00:17:23,211 And then when I finally met him, it was Marty. 445 00:17:23,224 --> 00:17:26,862 And before I could even say anything, he just pretended like we've never met. 446 00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:30,387 And I just didn't know what to do, so I went along with it, 447 00:17:30,401 --> 00:17:33,398 but now Lucy still doesn't know that we know each other. 448 00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,627 It's just kind of weird and awkward. 449 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,813 And did I mention juvenile? 450 00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:38,420 Why did you go along with it? 451 00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:42,003 I don't know. It just happened so fast. I was caught off guard. 452 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:43,678 So why would he pretend not to know you? 453 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,779 I don't know. 454 00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:48,649 I mean, maybe because he used to like me, and maybe he still does a little. 455 00:17:48,663 --> 00:17:51,674 But that's stupid, because he's with Lucy now, and she's amazing. 456 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,390 They're great together. And it's all so annoying. 457 00:17:53,426 --> 00:17:56,483 I mean, they don't call people by name. They don't call anyone by name. 458 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,398 French-fry guy -- I don't know who that is. That could be you. 459 00:17:59,415 --> 00:18:01,267 - So what happened? - What do you mean? 460 00:18:01,282 --> 00:18:02,814 He must have said or done something, right? 461 00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:04,211 To make you think he's still into you. 462 00:18:04,246 --> 00:18:05,536 I don't know. 463 00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:08,550 He said I was beautiful. To me, he said it. 464 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,357 Can't blame the guy for that. You are beautiful. 465 00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,111 - The way he said it. - Right. 466 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,130 Yeah. 467 00:18:14,146 --> 00:18:16,346 So what? You guys have been hanging out? 468 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,718 No. No, I mean, just when he's around with Lucy. 469 00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,355 So you have been hanging out. 470 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:22,692 Just with Lucy. 471 00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,372 So why the secrecy? 472 00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:26,696 I told you, I was caught off guard. 473 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,634 No, with me. Why did you never mention 474 00:18:28,647 --> 00:18:30,229 that you and Marty were hanging out again? 475 00:18:30,264 --> 00:18:31,857 I just didn't think it mattered. 476 00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,842 You're not the secret-keeping type. 477 00:18:33,856 --> 00:18:36,686 Of course, that is before I knew you were Rory "high-stakes deception" Gilmore. 478 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,841 No, it wasn't a secret. I mean, I didn't tell you. 479 00:18:39,856 --> 00:18:42,754 That's it. I swear. I mean, I didn't not tell you. 480 00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:44,891 I just didn't think there was anything to tell. 481 00:18:45,106 --> 00:18:46,755 Well, you have to tell Lucy. 482 00:18:46,823 --> 00:18:48,086 I know. 483 00:18:48,617 --> 00:18:49,842 I will. 484 00:18:49,856 --> 00:18:53,453 Just, I need to figure out the right time and way to do it. 485 00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:55,311 I just don't want to screw anything up. 486 00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:58,755 A little brotherly advice -- tell her sooner rather than later. 487 00:18:58,768 --> 00:19:00,679 Yeah, I will. I'll figure something out. 488 00:19:00,694 --> 00:19:02,865 We don't have to go to dinner with them, though. I can cancel that. 489 00:19:02,901 --> 00:19:04,730 No, it's fine. We can go to dinner. 490 00:19:04,747 --> 00:19:06,707 Unless there's something on your end. 491 00:19:07,124 --> 00:19:08,394 No. 492 00:19:08,409 --> 00:19:10,303 Logan, god, no. 493 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,097 Good. Then let's go to dinner. 494 00:19:13,059 --> 00:19:14,273 Okay. 495 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,785 Really, they charge 10 bucks for this? 496 00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:27,020 Let's make a baby. 497 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,233 - What do you mean? - Seriously. 498 00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:33,255 - Christopher. - What? 499 00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:37,480 - What are you talking about? - Why not? 500 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,470 What? 501 00:19:42,362 --> 00:19:43,896 Why not? 502 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:50,891 Because we haven't talked about it at all -- ever. 503 00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:53,156 Okay, well, let's talk about it. 504 00:19:55,137 --> 00:19:56,332 Okay. 505 00:19:57,785 --> 00:19:59,536 You want another kid, don't you? 506 00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:03,130 Oh, god. Uh, I don't know. I, um... 507 00:20:04,401 --> 00:20:07,382 - Sure, maybe. - Me too. 508 00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:11,111 And, you know, last one turned out pretty good, so... 509 00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:14,696 Last one didn't turn out pretty good. 510 00:20:14,842 --> 00:20:16,254 Last one came out 511 00:20:16,268 --> 00:20:19,994 and a lot of work went into getting her to pretty good. 512 00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:21,970 You're right. You're right. 513 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,079 I'm -- I'm sorry. 514 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,525 It's okay. 515 00:20:25,588 --> 00:20:28,551 No, you're right. You're absolutely right. 516 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:31,545 But, um, it's different now. 517 00:20:31,559 --> 00:20:33,348 We're adults. We're married. 518 00:20:33,683 --> 00:20:35,236 It'd be easier. 519 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,461 Yeah. 520 00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:40,736 I guess. I don't know. I think... 521 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,357 I want another kid. 522 00:20:45,651 --> 00:20:48,072 Okay, well, we're on the same page. 523 00:20:48,086 --> 00:20:49,757 Let's go for it. 524 00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:52,733 Honey... Chris... honey... 525 00:20:52,907 --> 00:20:55,935 Seriously -- seriously, I don't want to go for it right now. 526 00:20:58,435 --> 00:20:59,877 Why not? 527 00:21:00,434 --> 00:21:02,412 Why not? We just got married. 528 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,371 I mean, G.G.'s not even back from France. 529 00:21:05,294 --> 00:21:07,204 So you don't want to because of G.G.? 530 00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:08,951 No, I mean, it's not because of G.G. 531 00:21:08,964 --> 00:21:11,116 Because financially, we're good. We're set. 532 00:21:11,131 --> 00:21:12,841 We could have a thousand kids, feed them, 533 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,947 send them to Harvard undergrad, law school. 534 00:21:14,964 --> 00:21:16,394 No, I know. 535 00:21:17,968 --> 00:21:19,929 Do you not think we'll work? 536 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:22,195 What? 537 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:24,340 Because if that's what you're thinking, it's a little late. 538 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,558 Oh, my god, no. That's not what I'm thinking. 539 00:21:26,573 --> 00:21:28,352 That's not what I'm thinking at all. 540 00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:29,831 What are you thinking? 541 00:21:29,846 --> 00:21:33,724 I just -- What is this? What is the rush? Why right now? 542 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,750 Chris. 543 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,761 Yeah. No, it's fine. 544 00:21:45,993 --> 00:21:47,506 - Honey... - No, you're right. 545 00:21:47,521 --> 00:21:50,199 We should wait. We should. You're right. 546 00:22:07,353 --> 00:22:09,631 - Cesar, what time you got? - 10 after 2:00. 547 00:22:09,646 --> 00:22:11,938 All right. Well, as soon as April gets here, we're gonna have to run, 548 00:22:11,974 --> 00:22:13,444 'cause we're gonna miss the movie. 549 00:22:13,461 --> 00:22:15,250 - I'm feeling you. - Stop feeling me. 550 00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:17,149 So business has been going like gangbusters. 551 00:22:17,162 --> 00:22:18,254 Congratulations. 552 00:22:18,272 --> 00:22:21,329 Yeah, I'm destroying those Stars Hollow middle school kids. 553 00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:24,322 Destroying -- outselling them by three or four times. 554 00:22:24,339 --> 00:22:27,200 I think it's safe to say they won't be getting their new gym anytime soon. 555 00:22:27,232 --> 00:22:28,636 You must be very proud. 556 00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:29,722 I am. 557 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:32,528 Sure there's been an increase in prank phone calls, but so what? 558 00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:33,974 I can answer the phone all day long. 559 00:22:33,989 --> 00:22:34,782 I'm sure. 560 00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:38,126 And so they've ordered pizzas to my house day and night. 561 00:22:38,142 --> 00:22:40,215 You know what? I love pizza. 562 00:22:40,227 --> 00:22:41,200 Bring it on. 563 00:22:41,216 --> 00:22:43,217 They think they're intimidating me, but I'm not scared. 564 00:22:43,252 --> 00:22:45,012 12-year-olds don't scare you. 565 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,101 Not at all. 566 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,509 Kirk! 567 00:22:50,719 --> 00:22:52,859 I thought I told you to get lost. 568 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,135 We want to talk. 569 00:22:54,151 --> 00:22:55,224 So talk. 570 00:22:55,239 --> 00:22:57,260 Not here. Outside. 571 00:22:57,366 --> 00:22:59,315 All right. Let's go. 572 00:22:59,329 --> 00:23:03,198 But I'm warning you -- if it gets physical, I will show no mercy. 573 00:23:07,057 --> 00:23:08,000 Hello? 574 00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:09,345 Hey, Anna, it's Luke. 575 00:23:09,363 --> 00:23:09,957 Yeah? 576 00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:12,260 Yeah, I was just wondering if April took off. 577 00:23:12,275 --> 00:23:13,569 She's not here yet, and she's never late. 578 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:14,687 I'm just getting a little worried. 579 00:23:14,722 --> 00:23:16,953 - April's fine. - Is she on her way? 580 00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:18,750 No, she's not coming. 581 00:23:19,144 --> 00:23:20,536 What does that mean? 582 00:23:20,549 --> 00:23:23,079 Luke, you can't just come to my house, threaten me, 583 00:23:23,095 --> 00:23:25,556 and then expect me to send April off to see you. 584 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,909 Look, things got a little heated the other night. 585 00:23:27,927 --> 00:23:29,407 Yes, they certainly did, and frankly, 586 00:23:29,421 --> 00:23:31,682 I'm not comfortable with April being with you right now. 587 00:23:31,699 --> 00:23:32,719 Anna, wait. 588 00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:35,567 No, Luke, I won't, because this is my decision. 589 00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:36,632 Goodbye. 590 00:23:43,404 --> 00:23:48,082 So we moved away from a literal theme as per our star's request. 591 00:23:48,098 --> 00:23:49,628 - Star -- that's me. - Yeah, I got it. 592 00:23:49,644 --> 00:23:52,361 We did manage to squeeze some favorite colors out of her, didn't we? 593 00:23:52,376 --> 00:23:53,818 Yellow, like my sunny disposition. 594 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,506 Eh, eh, eh. Not yellow. Buttercup and buttercream. 595 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:57,792 Do you like buttercream and buttermilk, honey? 596 00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,730 Or would you like a nondairy color? 597 00:23:59,745 --> 00:24:01,976 Please say you like them. I've coordinated everything. 598 00:24:01,989 --> 00:24:02,621 It's fine. 599 00:24:02,637 --> 00:24:05,436 So of course this area will be for the tables, as discussed. 600 00:24:05,451 --> 00:24:09,849 The orchestra -- excuse me -- band will be over there. 601 00:24:09,862 --> 00:24:12,164 And obviously, the dance floor is right here. 602 00:24:12,181 --> 00:24:14,101 Actually, I'm morally opposed to dancing, 603 00:24:14,115 --> 00:24:15,767 so that's not gonna work for me. 604 00:24:15,781 --> 00:24:17,356 She's just kidding. 605 00:24:18,616 --> 00:24:22,526 I'm so glad you're here. Maybe you can help keep Lorelai's snarkiness in check. 606 00:24:22,538 --> 00:24:24,169 Let's see what he's got planned. 607 00:24:25,612 --> 00:24:28,192 So we still have to decide on the score. 608 00:24:28,210 --> 00:24:30,191 Have you made a list of your favorite music? 609 00:24:30,206 --> 00:24:33,273 No list necessary. It's going to be Burt Bacharach. And nothing but. 610 00:24:33,349 --> 00:24:34,312 Really? 611 00:24:34,327 --> 00:24:36,297 - We'll make a list. - Wonderful. 612 00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:38,541 - Hey, you okay? - Yeah. I'm fine. 613 00:24:38,557 --> 00:24:41,416 Now, for the fish course, I believe we have either a Pouilly Fuissé 614 00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:43,242 or a Muscat, if you go with the salmon, 615 00:24:43,258 --> 00:24:45,820 and I do think you should go with the salmon. 616 00:24:45,835 --> 00:24:46,996 Agreed. 617 00:24:47,011 --> 00:24:48,973 Now, as far as the vows go -- 618 00:24:49,386 --> 00:24:51,489 I'm sorry. The vows? 619 00:24:51,502 --> 00:24:52,636 Wedding vows. 620 00:24:52,650 --> 00:24:53,893 What are you talking about? 621 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:56,207 They can be traditional, or you can write your own, 622 00:24:56,222 --> 00:24:59,032 which seems to be the style, nowadays, although if you ask me, it's rather garish. 623 00:24:59,069 --> 00:25:01,339 Cecily Pendelem's daughter actually promised 624 00:25:01,354 --> 00:25:03,373 to cook her husband lasagna once a month. 625 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:05,918 Who wants to hear the word "lasagna" at a wedding? 626 00:25:05,934 --> 00:25:08,892 Well, you make a good point, but this is not a wedding. It's just a party. 627 00:25:08,909 --> 00:25:10,610 A party to celebrate a marriage, 628 00:25:10,624 --> 00:25:13,964 which is why a simple exchange of vows is entirely appropriate. 629 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:17,207 Mom, we agreed to a party, okay? Just a party. 630 00:25:17,221 --> 00:25:18,605 A wedding is a party. 631 00:25:18,621 --> 00:25:20,292 Yes, but we are already married. 632 00:25:20,305 --> 00:25:22,267 Yes, and no one got to witness it. 633 00:25:22,284 --> 00:25:24,174 Did it ever occur to you that your father and I 634 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,780 might like to see our only child get married? 635 00:25:26,795 --> 00:25:29,125 - Christopher? - I don't think it's such a bad idea. 636 00:25:29,141 --> 00:25:31,201 - What? - Might be kind of nice. 637 00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:34,973 Wait a minute. Is this an ambush? Are you guys ambushing me? 638 00:25:34,989 --> 00:25:37,267 No one is ambushing you, Lorelai. 639 00:25:37,284 --> 00:25:40,591 The idea of your exchanging vows in front of your family and friends 640 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:42,098 isn't so outrageous. 641 00:25:42,115 --> 00:25:46,080 Mom, the whole reason we eloped is to avoid the wedding thing. 642 00:25:46,096 --> 00:25:48,166 No, that's not the reason we eloped. We eloped because 643 00:25:48,201 --> 00:25:49,775 we love each other and we wanted to get married. 644 00:25:49,810 --> 00:25:51,410 - You know what I mean. - No, I don't. 645 00:25:51,428 --> 00:25:52,780 - Chris. - What is the big deal? 646 00:25:52,795 --> 00:25:55,203 The big deal is I don't want to do it and we're already married. 647 00:25:55,238 --> 00:25:57,099 - So that's it. - Well... 648 00:25:57,116 --> 00:25:59,424 I don't even know why I'm here. It's not like my opinion really matters. 649 00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:00,444 Of course it does. 650 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,969 You're gonna do what you want to do. 651 00:26:01,984 --> 00:26:04,146 House, wedding, kids -- it's all your call, right? 652 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,912 Are you talking about having more children? 653 00:26:05,927 --> 00:26:06,860 Thank you. 654 00:26:06,877 --> 00:26:08,877 - Wait! Are you pregnant? - No 655 00:26:08,892 --> 00:26:10,165 - That's nice. - What? 656 00:26:10,181 --> 00:26:11,942 You don't have to act like it's the most horrible thing in the world. 657 00:26:11,976 --> 00:26:13,278 Can we not talk about this now? 658 00:26:13,293 --> 00:26:15,453 Why? You don't want to be spur- of-the-moment? Let's discuss things. 659 00:26:15,489 --> 00:26:17,281 Randall, perhaps we should give them some privacy. 660 00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:18,150 Of course. 661 00:26:18,632 --> 00:26:21,092 - What is wrong with you? - What's wrong with you? 662 00:26:21,107 --> 00:26:23,717 You're airing all our business in front of my mother of all people. 663 00:26:23,753 --> 00:26:25,335 What is your problem with a wedding? 664 00:26:25,352 --> 00:26:26,524 We're already married. 665 00:26:26,538 --> 00:26:30,196 Exactly, so what's the big deal? You planned a huge wedding with that diner guy. 666 00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:31,791 "That diner guy"? 667 00:26:31,808 --> 00:26:33,192 Oh, I'm sorry, should I be more respectful 668 00:26:33,227 --> 00:26:34,748 to the guy who punched me in the face? 669 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,853 - Is that what this is about? - No, this is about us. 670 00:26:36,866 --> 00:26:38,869 At least, that's what I thought, but apparently it's about you. 671 00:26:38,905 --> 00:26:40,516 What is that supposed to mean? 672 00:26:40,529 --> 00:26:42,590 You know what? I'm going back to work. 673 00:26:42,606 --> 00:26:45,558 No, no. Christopher, hey. 674 00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:53,233 So you want to sue for custody. 675 00:26:53,246 --> 00:26:56,725 No, I don't want to sue her. I just want... 676 00:26:57,397 --> 00:27:00,975 this or something like this. 677 00:27:01,548 --> 00:27:03,871 - So you want partial custody. - Is that what that is? 678 00:27:03,886 --> 00:27:04,898 - Yeah. - Yeah, fine. 679 00:27:04,912 --> 00:27:06,526 Then I want partial custody. 680 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,174 Then you have to sue for it. 681 00:27:08,187 --> 00:27:10,037 - Really? - Really. 682 00:27:10,054 --> 00:27:11,913 But you're not gonna get this. 683 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:12,913 Why not? 684 00:27:12,926 --> 00:27:15,697 From everything you've just told me, this is a best-case scenario, 685 00:27:15,712 --> 00:27:18,511 and I'm not really in the best-case-scenario business. 686 00:27:18,528 --> 00:27:19,529 What does that mean? 687 00:27:19,545 --> 00:27:22,984 It means you haven't been in April's life for the past 12 years. 688 00:27:22,997 --> 00:27:25,927 But that wasn't my fault. I didn't know she existed. 689 00:27:25,942 --> 00:27:28,115 - Doesn't matter. - How can it not matter? 690 00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:30,308 Because she has a history with her mother. 691 00:27:30,326 --> 00:27:32,884 This is not about what you want, Luke. 692 00:27:32,899 --> 00:27:34,850 This is not about what Anna wants. 693 00:27:34,865 --> 00:27:37,226 The court only cares what's best for April, 694 00:27:37,242 --> 00:27:39,741 and in these types of cases, 695 00:27:39,755 --> 00:27:42,464 they almost always side with the mother. 696 00:27:43,907 --> 00:27:45,479 So what can I do? 697 00:27:45,574 --> 00:27:46,746 You can fight. 698 00:27:46,762 --> 00:27:48,073 You can make your case. 699 00:27:48,090 --> 00:27:50,618 - Okay. - Okay. 700 00:27:50,683 --> 00:27:52,534 What about Anna's history? 701 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,020 - Anna's? - Any police records? Incidents? 702 00:27:56,035 --> 00:27:57,946 Uh, no. 703 00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,522 Erratic behavior? Drugs? Alcohol? 704 00:28:00,535 --> 00:28:02,088 I don't think so. 705 00:28:02,301 --> 00:28:03,882 So you don't know. 706 00:28:03,898 --> 00:28:05,551 We'll look into it. 707 00:28:05,674 --> 00:28:07,198 What about you? 708 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:09,603 Any record? 709 00:28:09,618 --> 00:28:10,968 No. 710 00:28:11,762 --> 00:28:14,614 Well, yes, actually. 711 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,848 I beat up this guy's car this -- this one time. 712 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,335 It was no big deal. 713 00:28:19,348 --> 00:28:21,738 Did you attend anger-management classes? 714 00:28:21,755 --> 00:28:22,758 No. 715 00:28:22,774 --> 00:28:24,615 Would you be willing to? 716 00:28:24,866 --> 00:28:26,528 I don't need to. 717 00:28:26,544 --> 00:28:28,046 You might. 718 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:29,964 Look... 719 00:28:30,258 --> 00:28:32,139 I don't want this to get ugly. 720 00:28:32,155 --> 00:28:34,024 I just want what's fair. 721 00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:36,101 Custody battles get ugly, Luke, 722 00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:38,347 and they're not about what's fair. 723 00:28:38,361 --> 00:28:41,752 The truth is this will be long, it will be expensive, 724 00:28:41,766 --> 00:28:43,218 it will be unpleasant, 725 00:28:43,232 --> 00:28:45,383 and you'll probably lose. 726 00:28:45,399 --> 00:28:48,886 But if you want your daughter, it's the only way. 727 00:28:49,409 --> 00:28:52,807 And time is of the essence here, because once Anna moves April out of state, 728 00:28:52,825 --> 00:28:55,892 it becomes infinitely more complicated. 729 00:28:57,782 --> 00:29:01,313 So I beg and plea with him, and he says he'll try and come. 730 00:29:01,326 --> 00:29:03,759 but I'm afraid he won't, and I just can't wait any longer. 731 00:29:03,773 --> 00:29:05,583 So I take the ticket, and I go running off. 732 00:29:05,598 --> 00:29:07,261 I run all the way back to the theater. 733 00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:08,889 When I get there, I burst through the doors. 734 00:29:08,924 --> 00:29:12,071 There's sweat pouring off of me and I'm gasping for breath. 735 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:12,959 And everybody's gone? 736 00:29:12,974 --> 00:29:15,485 No, the director is still there. 737 00:29:15,499 --> 00:29:16,991 - No! - I know, right. 738 00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:18,211 - Can you pass the raita? - Sure. 739 00:29:18,246 --> 00:29:20,327 So I say to him, "you have to let me audition." 740 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:22,912 And he says, "you can't audition, because the auditions are over." 741 00:29:22,944 --> 00:29:26,374 And I say, "the auditions can't be over, because I haven't auditioned yet." 742 00:29:26,387 --> 00:29:28,258 And he says, "you're two hours too late." 743 00:29:28,275 --> 00:29:30,736 And I say, "that's because I was in a traffic accident, 744 00:29:30,751 --> 00:29:31,964 and I have the cop to prove it." 745 00:29:31,998 --> 00:29:34,539 Just as I'm about to say, "and he'll be here any minute," 746 00:29:34,553 --> 00:29:36,743 and, you know, not really believing it, 747 00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:39,309 officer Frick comes waltzing through the door. 748 00:29:39,324 --> 00:29:40,915 - No! - Like Fred Astaire. 749 00:29:40,931 --> 00:29:43,370 - Officer Frick came through. - Officer Frick came through. 750 00:29:43,386 --> 00:29:45,626 - So you got the part? - Oh, no. 751 00:29:45,641 --> 00:29:46,954 I was totally wrong for it. 752 00:29:46,968 --> 00:29:50,076 But officer Frick introduced me to his nephew Drew, 753 00:29:50,094 --> 00:29:52,701 and we went out a few times, so that was cool. 754 00:29:52,717 --> 00:29:55,865 Lucy, hands down, that is the best "dedicated to my craft" story I've ever heard. 755 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,132 Why, thank you. 756 00:29:57,149 --> 00:29:59,029 Hard-working and beautiful -- she's something special. 757 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,596 You got yourself a good one here, Marty. 758 00:30:00,631 --> 00:30:01,457 Thanks. 759 00:30:01,472 --> 00:30:03,563 Oh, Rory's got way better stories than I do. 760 00:30:03,577 --> 00:30:06,334 Did she ever tell you about the time she drove out to her professor's house 761 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:08,771 in Albany to replace the last page of her final? 762 00:30:08,786 --> 00:30:11,326 Well, it was in the wrong font, and I got an "a" on that paper. 763 00:30:11,341 --> 00:30:13,093 Wasn't that the professor who had a crush on you? 764 00:30:13,127 --> 00:30:15,476 Hey! Are you saying that she didn't deserve the "a"? 765 00:30:15,493 --> 00:30:18,181 I'm just saying the woman is the object of many strange crushes. 766 00:30:18,196 --> 00:30:19,499 Oh, that's not true. 767 00:30:19,514 --> 00:30:21,277 The oddball who works at Baskin-Robbins? 768 00:30:21,293 --> 00:30:23,324 She can't walk within a block of the place without the guy 769 00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:25,089 running out with a triple scoop of mint chocolate chip. 770 00:30:25,105 --> 00:30:26,278 So not true. 771 00:30:26,290 --> 00:30:27,995 Hey, she's something special. 772 00:30:28,007 --> 00:30:30,799 Hey you know, I put four pages of endnotes on that final. 773 00:30:30,815 --> 00:30:31,917 I deserved that "a." 774 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:35,011 I'm not saying you're not dedicated to your schoolwork. You're the hardest worker I know. 775 00:30:35,025 --> 00:30:37,826 See, I was always about doing just enough, or maybe a little less. 776 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:40,270 Well, look at you now, Mr. Slaving away. 777 00:30:40,286 --> 00:30:41,895 It's true. My rep is ruined. 778 00:30:41,912 --> 00:30:44,263 Boyfriend works insanely hard. 779 00:30:44,278 --> 00:30:45,618 Is that true, Marty? 780 00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:46,887 I just have a couple jobs. 781 00:30:46,902 --> 00:30:49,023 Four! The man has four jobs. 782 00:30:49,038 --> 00:30:52,378 And a full class load. It's nuts! Right, Rory? 783 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:54,434 It does seem a bit excessive. 784 00:30:54,446 --> 00:30:56,778 - It's not four. - Four. Rory? 785 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,554 I think so. 786 00:30:58,571 --> 00:31:02,219 Finnegan's, the bookstore, tutoring, and landscaping. 787 00:31:02,233 --> 00:31:04,782 The landscaping is seasonal. I haven't done that for months. 788 00:31:04,797 --> 00:31:07,336 But you will, and that will be four. 789 00:31:07,351 --> 00:31:09,085 That's a lot of jobs, my boy. 790 00:31:09,347 --> 00:31:13,055 Hey, I'm just waiting for that trust fund to kick in. 791 00:31:14,428 --> 00:31:15,461 I got it. 792 00:31:17,052 --> 00:31:18,707 - There. - Thanks. 793 00:31:20,288 --> 00:31:22,027 So how did you two meet? 794 00:31:22,642 --> 00:31:24,213 - Tell him. - What? 795 00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:26,279 - Tell him! - Why? 796 00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:28,268 He stalked me. 797 00:31:28,283 --> 00:31:29,684 That's charming. 798 00:31:29,908 --> 00:31:33,168 I was playing Portia in "The Merchant of Venice" at the rep, 799 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:37,320 and every night, I see this guy in the front row -- 800 00:31:37,332 --> 00:31:39,874 same seat, same intense gaze. 801 00:31:39,888 --> 00:31:42,898 And after the fifth show, I went up to him and I said, 802 00:31:42,913 --> 00:31:46,561 "next time I see you, you better bring flowers or have a knife and stab me." 803 00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:47,560 And... 804 00:31:47,575 --> 00:31:51,202 The next time I saw her, I had daisies and a butter knife. 805 00:31:51,215 --> 00:31:52,521 Sweet. 806 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,180 I can't believe I don't even know this. How did you two meet? 807 00:31:57,823 --> 00:31:59,973 Actually, Marty introduced us. 808 00:32:01,249 --> 00:32:02,690 What? 809 00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:04,504 I'm sorry. I can't be a part of this. 810 00:32:04,519 --> 00:32:05,953 - A part of what? - Logan. 811 00:32:05,969 --> 00:32:08,137 They've known each other since freshman year. 812 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:09,747 I don't understand. 813 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,991 Rory and Marty, they used to hang out all the time at Branford 814 00:32:12,025 --> 00:32:13,527 and watch "Duck Soup." 815 00:32:13,615 --> 00:32:17,051 What are you talking about? W-What is he talking about? 816 00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:19,187 - Lucy -- - You guys know each other? 817 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,605 Yes. 818 00:32:20,619 --> 00:32:23,150 It was freshman year. It's no big deal. 819 00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:24,927 You've been keeping this from me? 820 00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:26,961 Why? I-I don't understand. 821 00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:29,038 You guys are friends? You know each other? 822 00:32:29,053 --> 00:32:31,184 - I'm sorry, Lucy. - We just didn't think -- 823 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:33,328 So you both have been lying to me about this? 824 00:32:33,346 --> 00:32:35,554 I don't understand. Why? For what? 825 00:32:35,571 --> 00:32:36,605 I don't know. 826 00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:39,787 Oh, my god. This is so messed up. I have to go. 827 00:32:39,802 --> 00:32:41,163 Lucy... 828 00:32:45,483 --> 00:32:46,965 What is wrong with you? 829 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:49,886 I was asked a direct question. I'm not gonna lie. She's a nice girl. 830 00:32:49,903 --> 00:32:52,841 Yeah, I know she's a nice girl. She's my friend. 831 00:32:52,858 --> 00:32:54,549 You were gonna tell her anyway. 832 00:32:54,564 --> 00:32:58,002 Not here. Not like this. You totally humiliated her. 833 00:32:58,015 --> 00:33:00,838 Lucy's humiliated because of what you and Marty did to her, not me. 834 00:33:00,850 --> 00:33:03,013 I told her the truth, which is something she could use more of 835 00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:04,800 from her supposed friend and her boyfriend. 836 00:33:04,813 --> 00:33:06,784 I can't believe you're trying to justify this. 837 00:33:06,801 --> 00:33:08,351 What you did was so obnoxious. 838 00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:10,060 I was just being honest. 839 00:33:13,139 --> 00:33:15,130 I'm just gonna head back into the city tonight. 840 00:33:15,144 --> 00:33:17,093 I've got a lot of work to do tomorrow. 841 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,141 Fine. 842 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,261 Hi. 143. 843 00:33:35,276 --> 00:33:36,209 What? 844 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:39,321 I want to talk to you, but I'm gonna lose count, so remember 143. 845 00:33:39,338 --> 00:33:41,326 - 143 what? - Soaps. 846 00:33:41,344 --> 00:33:43,144 - What are you doing? - Inventory. 847 00:33:43,161 --> 00:33:44,681 - At the inn? - No, at the Pentagon. 848 00:33:44,695 --> 00:33:47,504 I'm tracking soaps and nuclear missiles for General Abizaid. 849 00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:48,773 Isn't it a little late? 850 00:33:48,788 --> 00:33:50,229 The general's a slave driver. 851 00:33:50,246 --> 00:33:50,921 Mom. 852 00:33:50,936 --> 00:33:54,192 Well, it had to get done at some point, so I thought I'd do it at this point. 853 00:33:54,208 --> 00:33:56,499 - I count better at night. - Okay. 854 00:33:56,512 --> 00:33:57,914 So what's going on? 855 00:33:57,930 --> 00:33:59,703 I thought it was an all-Logan week. 856 00:33:59,717 --> 00:34:02,039 - It was. - Was? 857 00:34:02,051 --> 00:34:04,513 - Boys suck. - Oh, hon. 858 00:34:04,528 --> 00:34:07,258 - They totally suck. - Sometimes they do. 859 00:34:07,274 --> 00:34:09,152 Tell me it gets better when they get older. 860 00:34:09,168 --> 00:34:11,081 It gets better when they get older. 861 00:34:11,096 --> 00:34:13,345 - It does? - Well, it gets more confusing, 862 00:34:13,361 --> 00:34:16,361 more complicated, and more complex. Does any of that sound better? 863 00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:17,239 No. 864 00:34:17,251 --> 00:34:19,683 - So what happened? - It was awful. 865 00:34:19,697 --> 00:34:22,148 We went to dinner with Lucy and Marty, 866 00:34:22,163 --> 00:34:24,306 and I told him everything beforehand -- 867 00:34:24,321 --> 00:34:26,930 about how Marty pretended that we didn't know each other 868 00:34:26,944 --> 00:34:28,585 and I just had to go with it. 869 00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:31,071 Yeah. So right in the middle of dinner, 870 00:34:31,087 --> 00:34:33,648 he decides that he can't lie to Lucy, and he tells her 871 00:34:33,662 --> 00:34:36,249 that Marty and I have known each other since freshman year. 872 00:34:36,267 --> 00:34:37,869 - Yikes! - I know. 873 00:34:37,884 --> 00:34:39,985 Who does that, right? Right in the middle of dinner. 874 00:34:39,999 --> 00:34:41,812 He has no reason to be jealous. 875 00:34:41,826 --> 00:34:43,317 I mean, he knows that I love him. 876 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:44,465 Of course he does. 877 00:34:44,479 --> 00:34:45,702 So why would he do it? 878 00:34:45,718 --> 00:34:48,097 I have no idea. Mars and venus, you know? 879 00:34:48,112 --> 00:34:49,623 Yeah, see, I don't think that's right. 880 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:51,740 Because mars and venus are both planets, right? 881 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,389 So they have something in common. 882 00:34:53,403 --> 00:34:56,023 I think it's more like mars and a bowl of soup. 883 00:34:56,036 --> 00:34:57,661 - Venus and a bowl of soup. - What? 884 00:34:57,676 --> 00:34:59,775 Venus is the woman. Venus and the bowl of soup. 885 00:34:59,789 --> 00:35:00,942 Really, mom? 886 00:35:00,959 --> 00:35:03,719 Well, I'm just saying. So how's Lucy? 887 00:35:03,733 --> 00:35:06,301 I don't know. Not good. She ran out. 888 00:35:06,317 --> 00:35:09,275 And I've been trying to call her, but she won't answer her phone. 889 00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:11,721 I dont blame her. I mean, I wouldn't want to talk to me right now. 890 00:35:11,756 --> 00:35:14,895 Oh, she'll be fine. She probably just needs time to cool down, you know. 891 00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:17,901 Yeah, I hope so. I mean, I feel terrible. 892 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:19,457 Of course you do. 893 00:35:19,470 --> 00:35:21,012 You want to come home? 894 00:35:21,029 --> 00:35:23,399 I'm about to start counting dust ruffles. 895 00:35:23,534 --> 00:35:24,857 No. 896 00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:27,881 I should actually probably go over there and try, you know? 897 00:35:27,895 --> 00:35:29,747 See if she'll talk to me in person. 898 00:35:29,762 --> 00:35:31,512 All right. Let me know what happens. 899 00:35:31,527 --> 00:35:33,728 Yeah, I will. 143. 900 00:35:33,745 --> 00:35:34,998 Ah, thank you. 901 00:35:35,012 --> 00:35:36,114 Sorry boys suck. 902 00:35:36,131 --> 00:35:38,261 Yeah, stupid bowls of soup. 903 00:38:23,895 --> 00:38:25,873 Hey. Is Lucy here? 904 00:38:25,888 --> 00:38:27,062 She's here. 905 00:38:27,297 --> 00:38:28,538 Can I see her? 906 00:38:28,555 --> 00:38:32,084 She doesn't want to see you right now, and, to be honest, neither do I. 907 00:38:32,099 --> 00:38:35,237 Olivia, just let me explain, please. 908 00:38:35,251 --> 00:38:36,373 No. 909 00:38:57,588 --> 00:38:59,201 - Lorelai. - Oh, my god! 910 00:38:59,216 --> 00:39:01,685 Mom, you scared me half to death. What are you doing here? 911 00:39:01,698 --> 00:39:03,471 I want to talk to you, Lorelai. 912 00:39:03,486 --> 00:39:06,236 Ugh. Is this about the party? 913 00:39:06,251 --> 00:39:08,031 Because I've had a really long day, 914 00:39:08,048 --> 00:39:09,731 and I don't want to talk about the party. 915 00:39:09,744 --> 00:39:13,182 It's not about the party. I've come to talk to you about your marriage. 916 00:39:13,426 --> 00:39:15,787 - My marriage? - Yes, I'm concerned. 917 00:39:15,801 --> 00:39:17,136 I don't like what I'm seeing, 918 00:39:17,151 --> 00:39:19,270 and I've come to offer you some friendly advice. 919 00:39:19,284 --> 00:39:21,198 Mom, I really don't want your advice. 920 00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:24,021 Well, then consider it unfriendly advice. 921 00:39:24,036 --> 00:39:24,820 Okay. 922 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:27,526 Christopher is immature, often foolish, 923 00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:29,759 and a little lacking in common sense. 924 00:39:29,775 --> 00:39:31,967 He doesn't always make the best choices. 925 00:39:31,982 --> 00:39:35,401 Like with me? Are you saying he chose wrongly in choosing me? 926 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:38,924 I'm saying he's your husband, Lorelai, for better or for worse. 927 00:39:38,939 --> 00:39:40,531 I like Christopher. 928 00:39:41,273 --> 00:39:42,444 Okay. 929 00:39:42,461 --> 00:39:43,992 I think he's good for you. 930 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,518 But it's not going to be perfect. 931 00:39:45,536 --> 00:39:48,174 He's not perfect, and god knows you're not perfect. 932 00:39:48,190 --> 00:39:50,809 But marriage is not about always being happy, 933 00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:53,333 and often it's about not being happy at all. 934 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:57,277 It's about compromise, which is not your strong suit. 935 00:39:57,290 --> 00:40:00,183 Marriage is about swallowing your pride sometimes, 936 00:40:00,195 --> 00:40:02,139 about doing what he wants. 937 00:40:02,151 --> 00:40:03,844 It's not about winning an argument, 938 00:40:03,858 --> 00:40:06,109 which may make you sad, because that's what you love. 939 00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:09,882 But I don't want to see you ruin this. 940 00:40:10,306 --> 00:40:12,316 Marriage is serious business, Lorelai, 941 00:40:12,331 --> 00:40:14,464 and if you don't take this very seriously, 942 00:40:14,477 --> 00:40:15,762 then this whole thing could fall apart 943 00:40:15,795 --> 00:40:18,005 faster than you could possibly imagine. 944 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:20,643 And he'll be gone, and you'll be alone again. 945 00:40:21,017 --> 00:40:23,047 A ring is no guarantee. 946 00:40:26,933 --> 00:40:28,685 Sorry for scaring you. 947 00:40:31,427 --> 00:40:34,713 Transcript : Raceman Subtitles : Willow's Team www.forom.com